Have I ever told you about these two guys standing guard in front of the temple and getting hot so they decided to put a more casual outfit instead of all these heavy breastplates and shields and stuff, and then they started to worry about getting purple spots on their legs from standing up all the time so they decided it would be better to take a seat and then since no one would know they were supposed to be guards they just started a casual conversation? Well, I might tell you some day, but for now I'll just show you this picture of two guys talking about some story involving two lazy guards and a temple.